Well, with all the summer fun to be had to be had by our G-Girl, the dining under the stars, the boating, the beaching, the reading of "The Brothers Karamazov," (uh, 0just joking) the party-on-the-yachting, the fun in the back seats of BMW's, how does she have time to keep us all so informed?
She does! And, once again, we all benefit from the empty-headed, pampered, privileged avatar of the end of civilization, reminding us, always, of the waste of self-indulgent ignorance.
This time she has provided us with no less than a complete list of sales and shopping tips for the vapid blond idiots of the Greenwich. And, apparently also for the NFG (Gg's cool and clever acronym for, get this, the "Not From Greenwich,"). The NFG takes up her parking spaces, eats her food, and makes all manner of trouble and inconvenience for the really chic, the residents of "gwich." And, if you can get through this mind-numbing list of of shopping tips without vomiting you will glean insight into what makes a Gg tick.
Clothes!!
What else?
Except for that $100 bill that her next "customer," will hand her, nothing thrills like a good sale on overpriced white trash clothing designed for the narcissist who believes they deserve better than anything else. Golly! That's why we love her!
Anyway, if you've swallowed poison check out Gg's latest and you'll be regurgitating immediately, without fail.
Keep it up, Gg!
Beaches! Boats! Parties! Money for sexual favors!
Love my Greenwich girl!
Oh, mom, don't forget! Always carry extra condoms!
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