GreenwichGirl Tops Herself With Reports of The Pampered, Spoiled, and Extremely Stupid!

Just when you thought she could not get more shallow, GreenwichGirl gives us a profound and deeply thought provoking essay concerning the Greenwich spa that now caters to. . . (hold on to your Gucci slippers). . . MEN!   Now, the sluts and whores of Greenwich can ply their wares AND get a facial, alongside their Johns!   Couldn'tYouJustDie?!?  

As GG reports from the front:

 "The infamous and fabulous C------ Salon right on Greenwich Avenue has now expanded their services to cater to our dear gents. . . Using deep tissue creams, shea butter and tension balm Jennifer worked her magic at a firm pressure point that left him refreshed, revived and relieved."   I'll bet GG's mom lent a hand for the "finish," (if the guy's had cash, that is).  

 With the impending collapse of the dollar, the implementation of weaponized drones being deployed in America, the continued dismantling of American industry and commerce,  well, you would think that a smart, well-educated Woman of the 90's like GG and her clan would address some of these issues.   No, you wouldn't.  Just kidding!   You know they're just a bunch of well-groomed chimps, right?    But, after all, someone as to report on the latest news about where a rich boy can get a massage, a manicure, and a . . . never mind.

But, as if this were not enough,  as if GG did not already serve her country well and deserve a good facial, no!   She reports additionally on. . . GG Ribbon!

"GG Ribbon finally arrived! Stay tuned for GG Goody bags, wrapping and

gift set ideas!

xx Greenwich Girl."

And she gave us two kisses, just to make us feel loved!    Oh, couldn't you just ooze!
But what, exactly, is GG Ribbon?    Who knows!   But it's mostly pink and utterly fabulous.  Oh, couldn't just melt?!?  

But that's our GG!    Blonde, courageous, daring, and above all, smart as a whip!  Takes after mom, also blonde, and. . . well, a quite the professional, ahem. . .   But who cares!   They live in Connecticut!    No one dies there!  Unless it's from too much pleasure!   (Just make sure you get paid first, girls!)  

Shea butter!    Hee-hee!

Thank you!  Greenwich Girl!   White Trash Raised to Upper Middle Class Heights!